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Someone hacked in to my phone and erased the adult porn I made and now I have nothing to watch. Admittedly it was crap. Someone also nicked some usb cards from my home. Errrr how do I know what these people might put on it. who wrote this funny song Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man Don't wa… Read more

Moody and hormonal was watching porn this morning its very off putting having to sit through an advert. you only really come on here looking for something to assist you cumming then you have to watch these adds some will make you turn green gag and ********. I don’t wanna see a lesbian master bating for a few seconds where are the movies of white middle ish age people bonking. have they all been captured by those extinction rebellion people… Read more

Just woke up after 14 hours of snoozing I woke up and can decide if I’m hungry horny or thirsty Went to the Gibsons butchers yesterday had a look around and thought to myself what a bunch of little sausages with nothing to offer I mean they were all a bunch of little chipotles I want a great big sausage.. With ketchup Mayo mmmmmmmmmmnnmnmmmmmmmmm off to light the bbq.. fooooooood yummmmmmmmy yummmmy foooooooooooooooooooood… Read more

Been up about an hour ate some Pringles in bed. Put some hula hoops in the pot turned it upside down trying to turn them sour cream and onion flavour. It sort of worked. yummmmy the tub ran out looking around my room for other pleasures I lost money playing on slots ;( bad decisions ;(:( ;( ;( kinda pants actually I prefer winning then played with my magic wand fir a bit and feeling high as a butterfly the trick to life happiness is a good sleep and amazing pillows shower time and I’m feeling good ;) positive vibes being single means you don’t have to share the Pringles ;)… Read more

ed sheerans Tonge i really want to go and see Ed Sheeran but it’s too expensive so I’m just gonna turn the stereo up play with my boobs listening to the shape of you. Suddenly he’s in the living room with his own piano cheeky grin and how did a piano fit in my little living room and how did I get on top ?? his ginger mop disappears into my strawberry blonde muff and his tongues working overtime slivering sliding all over my clit tingling pulsating then he stops starts dancing around the living room in his underpants singing and wiggling all that age wants from me is a private show… Read more

Than was the most amazing tit tingling orgasam Iv had for weeks mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm body feeling great hummmmmmmmmmmmmm total relaxation and tingling all over my body every girl should have one of these magical wands… Read more

Who can I screw for money? I want money I want freedom I want to go swimming in warm water I want a giant bubble Bath in my back garden So I can float in and balance rubber ducks on my tits I want an ocean view from my bath tub and breakfast delivered while I’m floating 6 strapping Hulks doing the garden while I watch my only care in the world should be how many bottles of bubbles to pour into my giant Bath I want money I wanna see the ocean while I fart to the waterjets in sync with my iPad And a great big fluffy robe…… Read more

Sitting in the cafe cold ice cream fell down my front cold cold caramel sauce and vanilla sauce dribbling down as I brush it off so sloppy. notice there’s a totally hot older man sitting a few tables away and all of a sudden image he’s sucking it off my nipples as it dribbles over my nipples and slides down over his little face… Read more

Cold wet and raining great expectations in reality I’m 42 only been to one Michelin star restaurant and received less than half a dozen bunches of roses from men in my life time. Ill be buying my own for Valentine’s Day that’s for sure. I bet when Phil Mitchell Sticks on a frock one of Sharon’s wigs and some Lippy he gets more flowers than I do. Borrows pat butchers earings for nipple tassels and shakes them all about. back to my David Ghandy obsession it’s healthy they do giant cardboard cut outs of him in his underpants in marks and suspenders so I waited till the security guard was di… Read more

Sitting on the loo watching carry on at your convenience on my iPad feet dangling can’t touch the floor The toilets in England haven’t evolved much since 1971. Those Japanese once are nice with the heated butt seats and remote control.. a bidet would be nice Several holidays abroad resulted in me hovering over a hole in a floor with a hose pipe wondering what you do with it. am I expecting too much I want a toilet that when you lift one butt cheek Mozart symphany13 starts playing out of a speaker under the basin with flashy disco lights that burst into a whirl pool of colour when I flush… Read more

Bored and practicing my best singing voice this morning as singing Christmas carols didn’t work it’s £20 to get into the cathedral and I don’t know all the words so instead of singing on the loo like I normally do I’m singing in my car in the rain High on a hill was a man with a tiny penis odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goat Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo Folks in a town that was quite remote heard there once was a man with a tiny penis Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo tiny penis Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard tiny penis Lay ee odl lay ee o… Read more

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