Things NOT to say during or after sex.
1. Did I not mention the video camera? 2. Can you please pass me the TV remote control? 3. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 4. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 5. Got any penicillin? 6. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 7. When is this supposed to feel good? 8. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 9. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 10. Perhaps you're just out of practice 11. You look younger than you feel 12. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 13. You'll still vote for me, won't you?… Read more