What should I shove up my ass?

I'm getting into a busy season at work and in life, so I'm sorry if my already irregular posting and chatting patterns become more so!


Since I still want things in my ass (and want to film something fun), I thought I'd make a trip to a big box retailer and bring home some goodies for my asshole. Friends, please help me make my shopping list: tell me in comments (or my DMs...) what kinds of objects you'd like to see me shove in my slutty holes (produce? bottles? toys? ) Be creative and I'll pick some fun stuff to feel rectally on camera ;)
Published by magneticberry
1 year ago
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luv-clams
Some produces that you can use to masturbate and then eat them later, Banana, French Cucumber, regular cucumber, Corn on the cob, zucchini, small long egg plant,golf balls, ping pong balls, with some produces make sure you use a condom, I hope you will have fun😍😍😍
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Go to an Asian food store and pick up a couple of "Ichiban" eggplants.  Very smooth skin and shaped perfectly for your ass.  Another item would be a toilet brush, long handle and egg-shaped bulb on the end.  Go deep !!  I've done both.
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Phone, showerhead, butter, mostly all of the food ,hammer , deo bottle ...tv remote ,dumbbells
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The corn cob is a good suggestion, good shape and textured surface - works for me.
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My face.
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a dildocam
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a bedpost
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a wet slimy peeled cucumber
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badeye
How about a Bottle of Jack Daniels or something like it another Idea would be an Ear of Corn💦💦💦💋💋💋
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I use a cucumber in my ass when I’m good and horny.
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I use a cucumber in my ass when I’m good and horny!
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Uretrium
С девушкой взаимно вводили брус хозяйственного мыла друг другу в анус 
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hankypankie
Deep heat
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bmf100
How about a tube of toothpaste and squeeze the contents out
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hankypankie
A long neck beer bottle then my cock 
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Try my cock
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MiWildSide
My cock
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Hellheaven69
I love to see you slamming big and coloured dildos into your asshole. I want you to get some very large dildos, in order to strech your ass better :wink:
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watcher371
Fox tails are always a turn on for me for some reason.  I have one that actually wags while it vibrates.  If you're looking for something crazy: 1. How about a hair dryer. 2. Dog chew toys, some have spiky stuff on them. 3. My cock. 4. A 16oz bottle of Parmesan cheese, then while its still in open it and sprinkle it on a pizza.  5 My arm up to the elbow.  6. Candles are always interesting to see, whether it's sticks or the big jars, and lit. 
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HI. Try a brush Toilet, Bottlebrush or hairbrush. Myhand fisting both holes, clothespins on nipples and you given blowjob???????
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How a but plug as you work?
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My toung
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Wixbock
Hmmm, my idea..... stuff your ass with a maximum aubergine...... if you ve coverd them, use the max. possible dilatator in yor peehole.... rub yor clit...?... youre cumming this way?
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KinkyC74
Lower your ass down on a traffic cone while fucking your cunt with a couple of barby dolls 
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Tu devrais prendre pour l’anal une banane  recouverte de chocolat, et j’arrive  pour te manger cette  banane que tu auras  introduite dans ton anus hummm 
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I double ended with me on the other end.
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MrSpud
Cucumber 
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four or five feet of chain, traffic cone , egg plant, two liter soda bottle wine bottle are a few 
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How about an alexa speaker and get off playing your fav songs xx
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Mmmmmmmmmm.  Eggplant too honey.
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